is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
