There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
A+ Viking dick
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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