The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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