my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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