I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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