doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
The ass gains better be worth it
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