what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
