i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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