do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Help. Why am I so naked?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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