i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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