either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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