Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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