Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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