Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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