I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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