I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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