I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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