All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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