he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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