oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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