Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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