hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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