And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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