Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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