i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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