Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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