I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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