So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You pole danced in your parka.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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