I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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