I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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