your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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