glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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