Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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