PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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