At least make sure they are 18
Why
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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