Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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