I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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