do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
