Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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