none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Can Purell be used as lube?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
and she was petting her beer can
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
