Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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