Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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