Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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