My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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