Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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