in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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