So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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