im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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