census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
never play flip cup with pint glasses
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I cut my penus on the lid.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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