I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I understand Curling. That high.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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